Filmography
Filmography.
Please note that these films are not currently available for download. In the future they may be made available for download.
God is god (no live action, only animation)
Made in 2003
Actors: none
Animators: Jacob Buczynski, Kim Ladigers
Running time: 1 minute
Story line: A meteorite flys through space. It falls to earth. Out of the flaming crater comes a rock with a testicle eye on a stalk. The living rock/eye/testicle roams over the planet causing some things to happen, flowers grow, creatures get struck by lightning, a frog gets eaten by a palm tree. The rock roams over hills and through snow, it falls asleep. It then explodes burning an innocent flower to death. The end.
Wrath of ninja.
Made in 2003
Actors: Jacob Buczynski
Running time: 5 minutes
Story line:
Somewhere deep within a forest lives a ninja named Hattori Hanzo.
After doing some ninja type things ie, running on rooftops climbing trees, killing someone (covering the title in blood) and putting his washing on the line (hanging Assorted weapons) Mr Hattori goes back to his usual schedule of teleporting while meditating. Late that night a film director called Director Van dam Steven lederhosen comes to visit Hattori. Lederhosen proceeds to ask Hattori to star in his next film stating that he is the most qualified ninja as he has murdered everyone within a five mile radius. Lederhosen then brags about how awesome starwars is (a film he has supposedly made).
Unimpressed Hatorri tries to get the director to leave by showing off his powers and by telling him to leave in a series of assorted riddles. The director does not take the hint and instead orders a pizza. Hatorri thinks that the pizza delivery guy is a spy and kills him with a shurican, then he turns on the director. The film ends with a prolonged shot of the floor with cheesy oriental style music playing in the background.
Franko's time in lime
Made in 2004
Actors: Jacob Buczynski, Drew Ransley
Running time: 10 minutes
Story line:
A short story about golfers being brutally maimed and mutilated in a fishing accident is narrated (by drew) All the while a silly paper animation of deformed faces is visible. We are then taken to the main character, Franko, a complete loser who lives with his brutal and dominating mother. Franko is forced by his mother to sell his internal organs so that she can afford expensive hairstyles and makeovers in the beauty salon. But franko has run out of organs to sell. On making this discovery Franko's mother turns off the tv, confiscates franko's beer and proceeds to beat him with a stick until he agrees to go for a job interview. Before the job interview franko is adjusting his tie in the mirror, the mirror has a sign on it which says "I hate you franko."
Franko goes for the job interview as a janitor in a mall. The boss of the mall is a Deranged homicidal psychopath obsessed with blood who has a hook for a hand and a tiny q ball with a moustache for a head. His name is master four(ironically his qball head is a "3") Immediately after franko enters he says "you know kid, I hate you, one day im gonna kill you"
Franko accidentally calls Master four "mister four" prompting Master four to go into a psychotic rage. He abuses franko for about five minutes all the while smashing various things with his hook hand and throwing sharp objects such as scissors and knives at franko. Somehow franko manages to survive and gets the job after all. His first duty is to clean the basement of the shopping center, which apparently has become infested with man eating cotton buds. Franko goes into the basement. All is quiet, then suddenly he is ambushed by a swarm of the killer cotton buds and they eat him alive. The end.
Highway to the neural fundamental.
Made in 2004
Actors: Jacob Buczynski, Drew Ransley
Running time: 16 minutes
Story line:
A fake and exaggerated tv add for life insurance plays while a model city burns to bits. A monster endorses the life insurance but on forgetting his lines rips off the arms of the camera man. The title plays. Now we meet a talking blue light. It talks for a while (actually a really, really long time) to a person in a hotel (who we don't get to see) it talks about being a superior species of blue light. Eventually it dies. We then see a person being interrogated; they wont give up any information. Suddenly they use magical powers to teleport and escape outside the building. The interviewer teleports and follows them. There is a chase but the interviewer catches up. They fight with swords, shields and magic chairs until eventually the interviewee teleports onto the roof of a building and shoots a fireball out of his head, exploding the protagonist into a charred pile of smoldering rubble(this was actually quite an exciting scene).
We then go back in time and meet a religious fanatic who worships a talking skull.
WE MEET A NEW character who meets the fanatic (in the future) and has his fortune told (an exaggeratedly good one) he then damages something which belongs to the fanatic and his fortune is retold (an exaggeratedly bad one). The mystical, skull worshipper then attempts to fill in all the gaps in the script by explaining how time and continuity is like his toenails, which grow into themselves.
The end.
Sharp edge Anima
Made in 2005
Actors: Jacob Buczynski, Drew Ransley
Running time: 20 minutes
Story line:
A guy called anima lives in another dimension. He must either get hit on the head with a hammer or fight in a coliseum. So he decided to fight. He loses the battle but doesn't die (maybe he should have) instead he is bought as a slave (wtf!)
By an insane creepy specter freak. Mr freak sends him on a quest to kill random people in another dimension (the real world), and after eating his eyeball mr specter goes to live inside animas head. Anima kills some people but afterwards he feels guilty, a shot reveals that mr specter freak is inside his head behind a steering wheel and laughing like a lunatic. Anima meets a guy in a bar who shows him matches (whoopee!) and gets him a job cleaning up litter in a park (whoopee again!). But Mr specter appears and is pissed off that Anima has stopped killing people, Specter then uses magic to blow up that bar guy (Who we assume is animas friend?) but anima has a trick up his sleeve, Matches!(WTF) Anima sets his sword on fire and using the flaming sword kills mr spectre.
Afterwards a crappy narration plays (really it was crappy, stop bugging me about it. You know who you are) Anima lives happily ever after, Never to be seen EVER again. the end.
Macbeth (made for school)
Made in 2005
Actors: Jacob Buczynski, Don ??? Gaby ????
Running time: 5 minutes
Story line: A picnic table with "Bacmeth" spray painted on it is burnt to bits. A few lines from macbeth are spoken. We then see macbeth creeping up on king Duncan. Macbeth kills Duncan with a knife, blood splatters. Macbeth proceeds to stab Duncan with blood flying everywhere (this happens for most of the movie) then it ends with lady macbeth saying a couple of lines (something about testecles) and macbeth drinking the blood.
Needless to say the film didn't go down too well at school.
Leper (hardly started)
Supposed to be made in 2006
Actors: ???
Story line: A colony of lepers live under the tyranny of an evil, all power full chess playing cat. One of the lepers rises up, defeats the cat(at a game of chess) and reveals to the world the cats terrible secret, That it is not a cat but is actually a mutant chicken. It's secret revealed the humiliated cat melts away. The lepers have been liberated!!
R (never finished)
Made in 2007
Actors: Jacob Buczynski, Owen, Long hair James.
Running time: ?? minutes
Story line: A guy called R has a chip implanted into his brain by his mother (to help keep track of him at all times). After a long night R wakes up in an alley way and is chased by a person with bandages on their head who is wielding a deadly weapon. R is then kidnapped by aliens who perform a gender changing operation, change him back to a male, pull his guts out and eat him for dinner. The end.
Festive
Made in 2007
Actors: Jacob Buczynski, Drew Ransley
Running time: 10 minutes
A punk goth hippie Satanist is obsessed with giving unwanted nose piercings to strangers. He chases a complete stranger into a church. The stranger escapes by climbing into the bell tower however in the process he cuts his hand on a statue of Jesus giving him "Stigmata"
Various weird and stupid things happen to him. Eventually he manages to pass on his curse to an annoying old lady. The end.
The fish
Made in 2007
Actors: Briney, Rod, Darrel, Gonzales, Mike, Michael, Anna, Paul, Vlad.
Running time: 4 minutes
A fish swallows a tiny but deadly bomb. A girl buys the fish in a market. A government agent breaks into her house and steals the fishbomb. He brings it to the blimp HQ. The bomb is placed on the table. A roach craws near it and is swiped by hand causing the bomb to go out the window. An animation shows the blimp above the ocean. The tiny explosive is seen falling into the sea where it is eaten by a fish.
The end