Feel free to send me any comments or suggestions regarding these programs.

Here is the dll file necessary to play some of the games.

Cripple Apocalypse

NEW:
version 1.4 (final version) released.

This tasteful game was created for a competition, the rules required that the game only used three colors; black white and pink. Click the image to download the FULL COLOR version. Click HERE to download the awful pink version. *** and half stars

Devil Bout

This game is mainly intended for two players, although it also has a computer ai. The zip contains two versions, one with music and one without. ** and half stars

Seismic Death

This is an arcade shooter involving some strategy. It attempts to recreate the look and feel of a c64 game. **** stars

Revenge of the sunfish

A fairly long and strange game. Each level is different. It contains numerous secret paths and some bad humor. Most of the game can be completed by losing or dying. *** and half stars.

NOTE: this game was designed to run under windows 95 (rather old OS isn't it?) because of this the game freezes under newer OS's. To prevent this from happening right click the Icon and go into "properties" then select the oldest compatibility mode possible. This also applies to all my "old" programs.

Demonic faces

This is a puzzle game about exploding giant, creepy, faces. *** stars

Chef le puke

A fairly crude, sick and repulsive game. The original version only took one day to make. People have described this as a psychedelic Lsd trip in a hospital which i think is a fairly accurate description. ** and a half stars

Cosmic Poe

Cosmic Poe is one of the first games I ever created. It's a fairly simple game, mainly intended for two players (although it does include a one player mode with ai) The aim is to "cling" to the ever changing landscape without falling off screen and to outlive your opponent. You can shoot bullets, which deform the terrain to create holes. ** stars

Cosmic fallout

An extremely difficult shoot-em-up. Starts off as a bit of a scramble clone. Don't think anyone's ever finished it except me. *** stars

NEU+RAL

A simple game with psychedelic effects. You control a glowing particle line. Pressing "I" "J" "k" "L" rotates the line. It's impossible to move unless you hold down "a". The aim is to push away the enemies and prevent them from reaching the base of the line. *** and a half stars

Groink

There are two soldiers (robots actually). Each player has a time limit to "program" their soldier from a list of commands such as shoot jump move left right, then when the players are done the soldiers go through the list performing all the actions. this cycle continues until one or both robots die spewing blood every-where. there are mines and explosive barrels and 3 weapons (which require ammo) a flamer a rocket launcher and a machine gun. The rocket launcher deals the most damage * and a half stars

Funky Adam

Funky Adam is a game I made for my friend Adam for his birthday(he actually resembles the character in the game) Your mission is to dance the night away baby! bash the first three rows of the keyboard to make Adam dance. Press backspace to delete Adam (he can still dance though) ** stars

Adventures from the crocodile guy

This is my fairly infamous game featuring Steve Irwin. It's intended as a parody. *** stars

WTF

WTF is a collection of all my old tgf games packed into one file. They play one after the other. * and half stars

WTF2

WTF2 is the most difficult episode in the WTF series. * star

WTF3

even more of the same perhaps slightly more epic. ** and a half stars

WTF4

The longest and most epic in the WTF series (although many screens are just title screens for games never completed) *** stars

Bitie snake

This is my earliest completed game which still remains. The snake rotates in a circle and must stay in a circular arena, also it must avoid eating it's own tail. Occasionally poison appears , Which if touched, will cause the snake to shrink to death. By eating enough food you can un-poison (sometimes). * star

The windows satan game

This is a clone of missile command with a twist. When a city gets hit instead of losing a life the program would delete a random component from C:/windows eventually causing windows to cease to function. A version which did this was created though never released. This version is 100% safe to play. * star

Mighty champions

A pretty simple game featuring crude animated violence. In each level you have to shoot an apple off a guy's head using various different weapons. It's actually possible to hit the apple in each stage WITHOUT hitting the person. * star

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