This is a fairly polished action game with a few "hidden" games inside it. Definitely not to be missed. Use the mouse to aim and shoot. A combination of mouse and arrow keys is necessary to win the game. Note: If you have version 1.2 there is a bug which makes it impossible to complete the game. Please download version 1.3 if this is the case. Version number is found in the text file accompanying the game.
***** stars
Space station hippy or Space hippy
This is another C64 game I designed (seuck). As before you need an emulator to play it, I would recommend Vice! Big thanks goes to Richard Bayliss for packing, adding the title music plus a couple of other alterations. In this game you must defend the space station hippy from alien attack. You cannot move off the space station all you can do is shoot in all 8 directions. *** stars Ape quest
This is a c64 game, which I made (seuck). You cannot shoot you just have to avoid the enemies. In order to play this you need a C64 emulator, I would strongly recommend Vice, or CCS64. Thanks to Richard Bayliss for enhancing the game and adding the title music (which he also composed). Please note that this game is quite weird and very tasteless, so if you are the sensitive sort perhaps don't play it. *** stars Evil Mormon Space Fruits
This is a weird kind of arcade game. I did not spend a large amount of time on it, nevertheless I feel it is still something special. The music in the game is randomly generated. The game was made around the music program originally. *** stars Cripple Apocalypse
NEW:
version 1.5 (Real final version) released. You can use a tractor beam by pressing "t" also "s" is now the self destruct button.
NEW:
version 1.4 (final version) released.
This tasteful game was created for a competition, the rules required that the game only used three colors; black white and pink. Click the image to download the FULL COLOR version. Click HERE to download the awful pink version. *** and half stars Devil Bout
This game is mainly intended for two players, although it also has a computer ai. The zip contains two versions, one with music and one without. ** and half stars Seismic Death
This is an arcade shooter involving some strategy. It attempts to recreate the look and feel of a c64 game. **** stars Revenge of the sunfish
A fairly long and strange game. Each level is different. It contains numerous secret paths and some bad humor. Most of the game can be completed by losing or dying. *** and half stars.
NOTE: this game was designed to run under windows 95 (rather old OS isn't it?) because of this the game freezes under newer OS's. To prevent this from happening right click the Icon and go into "properties" then select the oldest compatibility mode possible. This also applies to all my "old" programs. Demonic faces
This is a puzzle game about exploding giant, creepy, faces. *** stars Chef le puke
A fairly crude, sick and repulsive game. The original version only took one day to make. People have described this as a psychedelic Lsd trip in a hospital which i think is a fairly accurate description. ** and a half stars Cosmic Poe
A simple game with psychedelic effects. You control a glowing
particle line.
Pressing "I" "J" "k" "L" rotates the line. It's impossible to move unless you
hold down "a". The aim is to push away the enemies and prevent
them from reaching the base of the line. *** and a half stars
Groink
There are two soldiers (robots actually). Each player has a
time limit to "program" their soldier from a list of commands such as shoot jump move left
right, then when the players are done the soldiers go through the list performing all the
actions. this cycle continues until one or both robots die spewing blood every-where.
there are mines and explosive barrels and 3 weapons (which require ammo) a flamer a rocket
launcher and a machine gun. The rocket launcher deals the most damage * and a half stars
Funky Adam is a game I made for my friend Adam for his birthday(he actually resembles
the character in the game) Your mission is to dance the night away baby! bash the first
three rows of the keyboard to make Adam dance. Press backspace to delete Adam (he can still
dance though) ** stars
This is my fairly infamous game featuring Steve Irwin. It's intended as a parody.
*** stars
WTF is a collection of all my old tgf games packed into one file. They play one after the other. * and half stars
WTF2 is the most difficult episode in the WTF series. * star
even more of the same perhaps slightly more epic. ** and a half stars
WTF4
The longest and most epic in the WTF series (although many screens
are just title screens for games never completed)
*** stars
This is my earliest completed game which still remains. The snake rotates in a circle and must stay in a circular arena, also it must avoid eating it's own tail. Occasionally poison appears
, Which if touched, will cause the snake to shrink to death. By eating enough food you can
un-poison (sometimes).
* star
This is a clone of missile command with a twist. When a city gets hit instead of losing a life the program would delete a random component from C:/windows eventually causing windows to cease to function. A version which did this was created though never released. This version is 100% safe to play. * star
Mighty champions
A pretty simple game featuring crude animated violence. In each level you have to shoot an apple off a guy's head using various different weapons. It's actually possible to hit the apple in each stage WITHOUT hitting the person. * star
This is another C64 game I designed (seuck). As before you need an emulator to play it, I would recommend Vice! Big thanks goes to Richard Bayliss for packing, adding the title music plus a couple of other alterations. In this game you must defend the space station hippy from alien attack. You cannot move off the space station all you can do is shoot in all 8 directions. *** stars Ape quest
This is a c64 game, which I made (seuck). You cannot shoot you just have to avoid the enemies. In order to play this you need a C64 emulator, I would strongly recommend Vice, or CCS64. Thanks to Richard Bayliss for enhancing the game and adding the title music (which he also composed). Please note that this game is quite weird and very tasteless, so if you are the sensitive sort perhaps don't play it. *** stars Evil Mormon Space Fruits
This is a weird kind of arcade game. I did not spend a large amount of time on it, nevertheless I feel it is still something special. The music in the game is randomly generated. The game was made around the music program originally. *** stars Cripple Apocalypse
NEW:
version 1.5 (Real final version) released. You can use a tractor beam by pressing "t" also "s" is now the self destruct button.
NEW:
version 1.4 (final version) released.
This tasteful game was created for a competition, the rules required that the game only used three colors; black white and pink. Click the image to download the FULL COLOR version. Click HERE to download the awful pink version. *** and half stars Devil Bout
This game is mainly intended for two players, although it also has a computer ai. The zip contains two versions, one with music and one without. ** and half stars Seismic Death
This is an arcade shooter involving some strategy. It attempts to recreate the look and feel of a c64 game. **** stars Revenge of the sunfish
A fairly long and strange game. Each level is different. It contains numerous secret paths and some bad humor. Most of the game can be completed by losing or dying. *** and half stars.
NOTE: this game was designed to run under windows 95 (rather old OS isn't it?) because of this the game freezes under newer OS's. To prevent this from happening right click the Icon and go into "properties" then select the oldest compatibility mode possible. This also applies to all my "old" programs. Demonic faces
This is a puzzle game about exploding giant, creepy, faces. *** stars Chef le puke
A fairly crude, sick and repulsive game. The original version only took one day to make. People have described this as a psychedelic Lsd trip in a hospital which i think is a fairly accurate description. ** and a half stars Cosmic Poe
Cosmic Poe is one of the first games I ever created. It's a fairly simple game, mainly intended for two players (although it does include a one player mode with ai) The aim is to "cling" to the ever changing landscape without falling off screen and to outlive your opponent. You can shoot bullets, which deform the terrain to create holes. ** stars
An extremely difficult shoot-em-up. Starts off as a bit of a scramble clone. Don't think anyone's ever finished it except me. *** stars
A simple game with psychedelic effects. You control a glowing
particle line.
Pressing "I" "J" "k" "L" rotates the line. It's impossible to move unless you
hold down "a". The aim is to push away the enemies and prevent
them from reaching the base of the line. *** and a half stars
Groink
There are two soldiers (robots actually). Each player has a
time limit to "program" their soldier from a list of commands such as shoot jump move left
right, then when the players are done the soldiers go through the list performing all the
actions. this cycle continues until one or both robots die spewing blood every-where.
there are mines and explosive barrels and 3 weapons (which require ammo) a flamer a rocket
launcher and a machine gun. The rocket launcher deals the most damage * and a half stars
Funky Adam is a game I made for my friend Adam for his birthday(he actually resembles
the character in the game) Your mission is to dance the night away baby! bash the first
three rows of the keyboard to make Adam dance. Press backspace to delete Adam (he can still
dance though) ** stars
Adventures from the crocodile guy
This is my fairly infamous game featuring Steve Irwin. It's intended as a parody.
*** stars
WTF is a collection of all my old tgf games packed into one file. They play one after the other. * and half stars
WTF2 is the most difficult episode in the WTF series. * star
even more of the same perhaps slightly more epic. ** and a half stars
WTF4 The longest and most epic in the WTF series (although many screens
are just title screens for games never completed)
*** stars
This is my earliest completed game which still remains. The snake rotates in a circle and must stay in a circular arena, also it must avoid eating it's own tail. Occasionally poison appears
, Which if touched, will cause the snake to shrink to death. By eating enough food you can
un-poison (sometimes).
* star
This is a clone of missile command with a twist. When a city gets hit instead of losing a life the program would delete a random component from C:/windows eventually causing windows to cease to function. A version which did this was created though never released. This version is 100% safe to play. * star
Mighty champions
A pretty simple game featuring crude animated violence. In each level you have to shoot an apple off a guy's head using various different weapons. It's actually possible to hit the apple in each stage WITHOUT hitting the person. * star